It should come as no shock to anyone that our nation's capitol is already planted thick with the permanent presence of pretty much nothing but idiots and dummies anyway, so two more being there for an event will scarcely cause a blip in the general demographics.
Nevertheless, the Grand Lodge of Washington D.C. is circulating this event announcement concerning a certain Idiot and Dummy appearing in their vicinity on June 13th. I make no claims or judgements concerning the hyperbole of others.
Samuel Gompers-Benjamin Franklin Lodge #45 cordially invites you to a once in a lifetime event: THE IDIOT AND THE DUMMY! Two of the foremost Masonic scholars of our generation in our lodge room at the same time -- Worshipful Brother S. Brent Morris (author of “THE COMPLETE IDIOT’S GUIDE TO FREEMASONRY,” among others) and Worshipful Brother Christopher Hodapp (author of many books including “FREEMASONS FOR DUMMIES”). For the first time ever, these two Masonic titans will be in the same room in an open forum. In an attempt to be as inclusive as possible for this significant event, the lodge will be open on the Entered Apprentice’s Degree, to allow all Masons to participate. Truly, this will be an evening you will not want to miss! Please make sure you RSVP, as space will be limited. Bring your book to get autographed or buy one at the event.
WHERE: Takoma Masonic Center, 115 Carroll Ave. NW, Washington, DCWHEN : June stated communication 6/13/17TIME : Dinner 6:30 pm, Lodge opens at 7:30 pm
Please RSVP for dinner no later than June 9 to awright@sgbf45.org so we can order the correct amount of food.
