We at Hodapphaüs are engaged in some financial dealings concerning our business in the next two weeks, and are justifiably twitchy over the "crisis" mongering going on across the landscape. Therefore, to show just how much we care and want the "crisis" to be averted, we are supporting the "No Banker Left Behind" bill making its way across the hall from the Senate to the Congress. To show our support, we are wearing the official "No Banker Left Behind" ribbon of care, knowing full well that, without our support, and our tax money of course, the only "Change" we'll have come election day will be dimes and nickels.
Ribbons are available for an involuntary donation of a paltry $700,000,000,000.
